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***Lame Questionaire***
A - Act your age - 17.
B - Body Type – Shortish, skinny, flat chested
C - Clean or Dirty – DIR-TAY
D - Dad's name – Joe Muggins, formally known as Phil
E - Essential item(s) – Cd’s, eyeliner, pictures
F - Favourite Book – “Nice Work,” David Lodge
G - Gold or silver – Silver is so sexual
H - Hometown – Manchester
I - Instruments you play – nothing. I suck
J - Job title - Bitch
K - Kids – Where? God, where?
M - Mum's name - Pamela
N - Number of people you've slept with - *cough* none *cough*
O - Overnight hospital stays – erm…1 when I had my tonsils out
P - Phobias –Spiders. And lunchboxes, kinda
Q - Quote you like - "Think I’m a sucker? You’re fuckin’ sick. The only thing I suck is my man’s dick"-Brody Dalle, the Distillers
R - Religious affiliation -Satanism. Or whatever you call it
S - Sibling – 2 sisters, a brother and some god-forsaken half-sibling on the way
T - Time you wake up? – When Benji brings me breakfast in bed (I fucking wish)
U - Unique habit – Going from 0-horny in a matter of seconds
V - Vegetable you refuse to eat – Sprouts. There’s just no need
W - Worst habits – Being weird about food, being obsessive, playing my music at the correct (i.e. LOUD) volume
X - X-rays you've had – ankle, tummy
Y - Yum food you make – Pasta. I AM the Pasta Master
Z - Zodiac Sign – Libra, but star signs are such bol-LOCKS


Heh...what else about me?

1)I love Benji Madden. I mean LOVE him, he's the most beautiful thing ever. So yeah, I love Benji and I love Good Charlotte, so fuck you.

2)Benji, Brody Dalle, Tim Armstrong, Courtney Love, Blink, Brian Molko, Jonny Rotten, Sid Vicious (RIP) and Billie Joe Armstrong are fucking GODS

3)The greatest people in my life are my wife Loz and my sister Amme. Without them I would most definitely be dead.

4)Sure I'm a little fucked up in the head, but aren't we all?

5)I rule all

6)Scratch that. Brand New rule all.